So it seems that many of you are unimpressed with my last definition of a “REAL man“. Ok, i’ll redefine it: So ladies… If you and I are walking together outside in the crisp, clean air just after a spring rain storm, and we come upon a puddle of water that we need to cross to get to the other side; I will pick you up and carry you over that puddle, so your feet don’t get wet— But not until I use your shawl to cover the puddle, so my feet don’t get wet either. 😏

OK a little about me:
-I’m brilliant. So there’s that.
-I don’t pee in the shower. That’s important, right?
-I think peanut butter is the food of the gods; extra crunchy. Eat a banana with that...complete nirvana.
-I’ve always loved the story of Aladdin. So full disclosure...I’ve rubbed a few lamps in my life just to see if anything would happen. )))


I like to observe; I find people fascinating and through the years I have learned to read them well.

Though I wouldn’t trade the wisdom I’ve gained from my life’s experience, I think what aging is doing to my body sucks so I fight it every step of the way. I’m athletic, thus in great physical condition. I’m often at the gym, when I’m not cycling, or speed skating.

I read educational books; mostly about the meta-physical and esoteric philosophies of who and why we are. I’m well read in the Holy works of Christianity and the tradition of the eastern Yogis, and their holy books; so religion and spirituality are an interesting topic of discussion, for me.

I don’t live in the lap of luxury but I’m comfortable; I have everything I need and most of what I want.

It’s been a long time since I’ve been in love. So I once stood at the top of a mountain and yelled down into the canyon “I love you!” Only to hear my echo reply: “I just want to be friends”.

A man can know from the first few minutes of seeing a woman if she’s for him. So I’m looking for a woman who thinks like a man. We see each other, lightning strikes and Bam! We are off the site living an extraordinary life.

Pssssssh. I know...I was laughing too after I wrote it. What, Can’t a guy dream?

Seriously though…

And the rest of you ladies who write in your profiles that looks don’t matter to you, or you want somebody that’s just average looking, and then you write to ME. Wow! 😮 thank you…thank you SO MUCH . Now I can take out my teeth, remove my toupee, and loosen my pants so my gut can breathe freely. But I have a beautiful heart. (wink wink )

And if you need me for anything… look for me in the bell towers of Notre Dame…you know…Quasi Moto? The Hunch Back? Man you all are a tough crowd.